A Prayer for the FedEx Man

O Lord,

Please hasten the truck that carrieth the precious box, for which I have been waiting an eternity. I thinketh I can no longer bear the atrocity of this behemoth thou calleth the PC. Each page loadeth at the pace of the hard shelled tortoise. My patience waneth with the broken enter key and unbearably slow reconnection to the network of wireless. How I miss mine Macbook. Please grant the FedEx man with unhindered travel and clear skies that he may quickly bring me my dear LCD.

Thy humble Apple fan,
Mandy

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